humorking:

me auditioning to model

image

(Source: humorking, via faameisforassholes)

com-pulsion:

I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a fucking prick.

(via faameisforassholes)

"could be gayer"

a review (via hauntter)

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unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

(via distraction)